Heart attacks are never funny. Every time I meander from the laundry room to the office, I die a little due to the effect as represented on the right by the magic of 1993 era animated gif-iness.Aaauurrgh! Person!
Ohh... Mannequin...
Need new shorts.
I am not sure what you might need this for. It's not like you make dresses. Maybe you like to keep yourself on your toes by freaking out every time you walk into a particular room. For the record, do not cover with a white sheet. That only makes it scarier (and racist).
This is an unsanctioned listing since it was not discussed with the owner. We will have to be discreet. I can not promise she will not want it back. But, I can promise I can try to convince her not to press charges.
I am sure you are looking at that mannequin thinking, "Hmmm. Don't I know that mannequin from somewhere? Did we meet at a cocktail party? Was it on a UPN reality show?"
Problem solved:
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I could've sworn there was another little girl in that Shining movie, a twin sister I thought.
Creepy either way, but you just have to put up with it I guess.
You're going to resemble that dress form if Julie finds out that you're trying to get rid of it!
from a "guest's" perspective, being that the thing is in the "guest room", i have to say i can fully get behind ditching the mannequin. as it scared the shit out of me multiple times.
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