
Monday, April 6, 2009
Unsanctioned!

Monday, March 30, 2009
Based On Actual Events
FADE IN:
INT. APARTMENT DINING ROOM - LOS ANGELES - PRESENT DAY
AUSTIN IN BOXERS walks up to MEDIA CONSOLE.
MEDIA CONSOLE
What can I do for you?
AUSTIN
Aarrrgh! Talking TV Stand!
MC
Oh, I don't do that anymore. I was phased out like seven months ago.
AUSTIN
Aarrrgh! Talking Best Buy Furniture Thing!
MC
Well, actually, I prefer to be called a Media Console. Though, lately, I have been more of an impromptu storage shelf. I don't know if you remember or not, but you have some stuff inside my little center cabinet. And, my top swivels which would be handy if you actually put a television on me. I guess you can use me as a bar, which would be a great idea of you had a party with dwarves or alcoholic children.
AUSTIN runs out of room.
MC
Not cool! Remember back when I was the centerpiece of your entertainment center? You go ahead and run. But, I will always remember the days when you had me stocked up with a DVD player, a Tivo, a VCR, and a Playstation. You even had me house a pirated cable box that I discreetly hid when the Dish Network guy dropped by. And, did I complain when the ceiling leaked and caused a minimal amount of water damage to my aforementioned swivel top?
SCUFFED WOODEN CD RACK
Seriously. Shut up.
END
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Kombat!

UPDATE: Due to popular demand (the demand of one matters here at takemyblankplease), you will be able to vote on which kettle you fancy.
Recently Dusted Bookshelf
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Floridian Retiree Dining Table
Its favorite memory was 2007 when it was covered with waffles and bacon and a glut of Porto's. Its worst memory was 1986 when my friend Jason was over and I started choking. My dad had to whack my back to get me to spit out some tasty gristle. I know that it was not the same table, but the 1986 table told this table that story and it is still haunted.
It has centerpieced the unread Calvin and Hobbes book collection I bought for my sister, that I kept after finding out she already received one, and decided not to regift to my cousin, Mikey.
UPDATE: I have been told it is oak. It has a glass top. Two chairs have arms, four do not. The chairs have blue cushions that everyone considers replacing, but never does. The table has that slab to extend it, but if you take the table, you might not get that piece immediately.